I gave him my heart, and he gave me a pen.

March 2, 2007

RIP, now get the hell out.

I get up at 6 am everyday to enjoy a cup of coffee and watch a little news before I shower. Imagine my rage when I flip on the news and there is "continuing team coverage" of the MOTORCADE to escort Anna Nicole's body to the fucking airport.

Yes, it is a shitty camera phone picture. But, that is my local weather and in the lower left is the news chopper following the hearse to MIA. This was on all the local channels.

Lastly, they were interviewing some fucking chud relative of Anna's, and the woman said:

"They have tookin her body...." I am sure she said more but my head exploded. "Tookin" instead of taken is the WORST bastardization of the English language.

The good news is, Anna is no longer in the state of Florida.

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